life hack: stab yourself in the neck so you don’t have to go to school
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????